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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Mary Bronstein / USA / 2024 / 113 min / English

Staying in a motel with her daughter who suffers from a mysterious illness, the life of a highly stressed mother starts to feel like a downward spiral into anxiety, exacerbated by traumatic memories and surreal, dreamlike visions.

Linda is a therapist, wife and a working mother at her wits’ end. Her anxiety is cranked even tighter when an upstairs plumbing mishap leads to a gaping hole in the ceiling over Linda’s living room. Forced to face yet another crisis, she moves to a motel with her young daughter while she navigates how to fix the hole in her ceiling, treat challenging patients, meet her daughter's demands and handle a parade of people who seem incapable of helping her. With her life literally crashing down around her, Linda is slowly descending into an emotional meltdown.

“This movie started as a seed of an idea when I was going through a crisis with my own daughter. I thought about, is there something that exists in the world that’s about the mother’s struggle with the child — or the child’s struggle, but that is concerned with the mother’s internal struggle in sort of a selfish way?” 

Mary Bronstein
Born in 1979 in New York, USA. Bronstein is an actress and writer who holds a master's degree in psychology from Columbia University. Known for her signature filmmaking style, she has written on feminist theory for several academic publishers. If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is her second feature film. 

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